#Zombie hunter review movie#
#Zombie hunter review series#

So what does this movie have to offer besides a shirtless Danny Trejo? Well, not much. Even the other half of the Ruthless Reviews readership (guys who spend 80% of their time playing Starcraft II and the remaining 20% masturbating to Selena Gomez’s “Come and Get It” video on YouTube) can see this.Īnd no, I’m not talking about myself there. Now, we have another film in the same vein with none of the humor or creativity that made Planet Terror the genre film geek classic that it is. Seeing as the readership of Ruthless Reviews consists primarily of serious students of the cinematic arts, I’m sure that we’re all aware that Planet Terror was, itself, a tongue-in-cheek homage to countless zombie flicks over the decades.

Our dreams dashed upon the rocks, we settle in to what can best be described as a Planet Terror ripoff. Why create a film titled Zombie Hunter and not have Danny Trejo play the titular character? What has happened to us as a people? Why can we not have nice things? Given that he didn’t even appear until around twenty minutes into this motion picture, I find myself wondering what the thought process behind this film was. This is not a country that is based on giving us what we want or what we need, and so Danny Trejo is brutally decapitated halfway through the film by the aforementioned monster (spoiler). Was he spliced with bird DNA or something? It’s still bothering me.

All I could do was wonder what happened to the monster’s penis. If only all men could be as assertive and self-confident. Yet Danny Trejo is unafraid, and without fear or judgment hacks off the monster’s arm without even breaking a sweat. Who else among us would fight a bargain basement CGI Resident Evil reject on film after cussing it out in Spanish first? For my part, I would recoil in horror at being asked to take my shirt off. We are judged as men and as human beings in relation to our deviations from his ideal. That there is no answer is, in fact, the answer itself.ĭanny Trejo is the best of us. Much like the classic “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”, it is an impenetrable koan impervious to all logic and reason. Recent footage has shown that Marvel Zombies will be explored in these alternate realities, and from the merch, it’s now known which superheroes are set to battle against them.I have a question: Is the sight of Danny Trejo murdering zombies with an axe more or less awesome when shitty dubstep music plays on the soundtrack? I have been contemplating this question deeply for the last twenty minutes since watching this film, turning it over again and again in my mind, trying to analyze it from all angles, yet I find myself at a loss. The exploration of the multiverse, central to the plot, will be led by Jeffrey Wright as Uatu/The Watcher, a member of an extraterrestrial species who monitors alternative timelines. The show has a huge ensemble cast, bringing back many of the actors from previous MCU films to voice their animated counterparts, except for Tony Stark/Iron Man, Steve Rogers/Captain America, Doctor Stephen Strange, Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel, and a few more who will be voiced by different actors.

#Zombie hunter review series#

The first season of the Marvel series will consist of ten episodes, which will launch on streaming service Disney+ on August 11. What if.? is an upcoming animated television series that will explore alternative character stories and events if defining moments in the MCUhappened differently. The Spider-Man collectible figure from the What if…? merchandise line was confirmed as a zombie hunter version of the popular MCU character.